johannathemad:

i know i shouldn’t but you have no idea how happy this makes me

TRACK: Moves Like Jeager ARTIST: Captchi ALBUM:

captchi:

Kill me now, next time i do this when i’m not half asleep. 

This parody song was written and sung by me

The orginal song “Moves Like Jagger” is by and belongs to Maroon 5

Lyrics below:

[Verse 1:]
Was born in these walls
and I actually
got to the see the great fall
of Maria
Don’t take me away please make it OK
Hanz don’t let mom stay

I wanted revenge
So I swore
to bring the titans to end
Now we’re trainees
You thought I would quit
I graduated
Let’s start up some shit
And I just got eaten

[Chorus:]
Quit pointing your guns
I just told you
let me bite my hand
and I’ll show you

All the moves like Jeager
I’ve got the moves like Jeager
I’ve got the moves like Jeager

I don’t need to try to convince you
That I’m on your side and I’ll help you

With my moves like Jeager
I’ve got them moves like Jeager
I’ve got them moves like Jeager

[Verse 2:]
This Cell bed is hard
And the short guy is leaving me scarred
He don’t look nice
Erwin says to me
the basement they need
and I’ve got the key

Oh
So get on this horse
We will ride it 
Into the large forest
Get inside it
Big ass trees you hear
Is perfect for gear
I’ll take it from here

 And it goes like this

[Chorus:]
Ready on your mark
to defend you
Let me bite my hand
And I’ll show you

All the moves like Jeager
I’ve got them moves like Jeager
I’ve got them moves like Jeager

I don’t need to try to convince you
Plus I’m on your squad and I trust you

With my moves like Jeager
I’ve got the moves like Jeager (Yeah yeah)
I’ve got them moves like Jeager

[Bridge:]
We all know, you want to fight
control yourself, and please just sit tight
But I don’t help them
they’re gonna end up eaten
But I’ll give to your pleadin

So watch and learn
we won’t show you twice
How the professionals fight
And then I started grieving
Nobody else is standing
And now I’m gonna lose it

Gonna kill the titans

[Chorus:]
Ticked me off now I’ll destroy you
I’ll avenge their deaths
starting with you

with my moves like Jeager
I’ve got the moves like Jeager
I’ve got them moves like Jeager

I know that we’ll make it through
And I’ll be right there to defend you

With my moves like Jeager
I’ve got the moves like Jeager
I’ve got the moves like Jeager