//ok enough sadness let’s talk about the little girl i saw at subway the other day omg. so she’s like 6/7 years old idk and she was ordering her sandwich and she said “uhh…i want a bmw” and her dad laughed and said “i think you mean blt” and she just looked at him real serious and said “i know what i’m about dad” and i chOKED

//it has been confirmed that i am, in fact, an actual living piece of garbage because i am– and i quote– “the most filthy, disgusting person on the planet”